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Why did the turkey cross the road?
→ To prove he wasn't chicken

How can you shorten a bed?
→ Don't sleep long in it.

- Knock! Knock!

- Who's there?

- Rita.

- Rita who?

- Rita book, you might learn something.

- Knock! Knock!

- Who's there?

- Police.

- Police who?

- Police open the door, I'm tired of knocking.

- Knock! Knock!

- Who's there?

- Henrietta.

- Henrietta who?

- Henrietta worm that was in his apple.

- Knock! Knock!

- Who's there?

- Carrie.

- Carrie who?

- Carrie on with what you're doing, I'm at the wrong door.

- Knock! Knock!

- Who's there?

- Anita.

- Anita who?

- Anita drink of water.

- Knock! Knock!

- Who's there?

- Dwain.

- Dwain who?

- Dwain the bathtub, I'm dwrowning.

How does a vampire enter his house?
→ Through the bat flap.

What's black, white and read all over?
→ A newspaper.

What do ghosts watch if they want to relax?
→ Skelly-vision!

What kind of wood does not float?
→ Natalie Wood!

What do you call the ghost who is a child-rearing expert?
→ Dr Spook.

What do you call a crate of ducks?
→ A box of quackers!

What's it called when a vampire kisses you goodnight?
→ Necking.