Clean Jokes — most viewed jokes

Why do Apes like tall buildings?
→ They want to climb the heights of the business world!

What's orange and sounds like a parrot?
→ A carrot!

If you went to New York City for vacation and found eggs everywhere, what would the city's new name be?
→ New Yolk City!

- Doctor, doctor, I think I've been bitten by a vampire.

- Drink this glass of water.

- Will it make me better?

- No, but I'll be able to see if your neck leaks.

One day a man met three beggars. To the first he gave a dime, to the second a dime, and to the third a nickel. What time was it?
→ A quarter to three.

Where did the burgers go after their wedding?
→ On a bun-eymoon!

Why do Walruses go to Tupperware parties?
→ To find a tight Seal.

Why did the bed spread?
→ Because it saw the pillow slip.

Why is Hollywood full of vampires?
→ They need someone to play the bit parts.

What do you call a chicken that crosses the road without looking both ways?
→ Dead.