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Why did the girl Gorilla, engaged to the invisible man, call off the wedding?
→ Because in the last analysis she just couldn't see it!

Where do the cleverest parrots live?
→ In the brain tree forests!

What is a duck's favorite TV show?
→ The feather forecast!

Which birds steal soap from the bath?
→ Robber ducks!

What kind of watch is best for people who don't like time on their hands?
→ A pocket watch.

What did the bee say to the naughty bee?
→ Bee-hive yourself!

Why did both Germany and the U.S want to hire Apes during World War Two?
→ Because they are excellent at waging Gorilla warfare!

One vampire to the other: "Let's go and have a drink. I know a cosy little mortuary just round the corner"!

What do you call a vampire after it is one-year-old?
→ A two-year-old vampire.

Why is a bunny the luckiest animal in the world?
→ It has 4 rabbits' feet.