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- First Caribou: What do you call a bee that can't make up his mind?
- Second Caribou: A maybee.
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- First Caribou: What do you call a bee that can't make up his mind?
- Second Caribou: A maybee.
What did the astronaut see in his skillet pan?
→ An Unidentified Frying Object!
Why do vampires hate arguments?
→ Because they make themselves cross.
What is Dracula's favorite pudding?
→ Leeches and scream.
What happened when the owl lost his voice?
→ He didn't give a hoot!
What do you call a woodpecker with no beak?
→ A headbanger!
How can you shorten a bed?
→ Don't sleep long in it.
What do you call a crazy chicken?
→ A cuckoo cluck!
- I was once in a play called Breakfast In Bed.
- Did you have a big role?
- No, just toast and marmalade.
- Knock knock.
- Who's there?
- Underwear.
- Underwear who?
- Underwear my baby is tonight?