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Why Go To Bed
Why do you go to bed?
→ Because the bed will not come to you.
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Simple-Minded Vampire
Why was the vampire thought of as simple-minded?
→ Because he was a complete sucker.
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High-Priced Barber Shop
What do you call a high-priced barber shop?
→ A clip joint.
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Betty's Long Red Hair
- Fred: Betty has lovely long red hair all down her back.
- Harry: Pity it's not on her head!
Gorillas Like Jimmy Carter
Why do the Gorillas like Jimmy Carter?
→ They don't really know - but they're NUTS about him!
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Upside-Down Ducks
What happens when ducks fly upside down?
→ They quack up!
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Monster Beauty Contest
Who won the Monster Beauty Contest?
→ No one.
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Vampire in Camelot
Did you hear about the vampire in Camelot?
→ He was a bite of the Round Table!
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Undecided Bee
- First Caribou: What do you call a bee that can't make up his mind?
- Second Caribou: A maybee.
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The Robber's Bath
Why did the robber take a bath?
→ So he could make a clean getaway.