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How do we know that Apes are like fish after a rainstorm?
→ They'll both bite at anything!

Where do blind parrots go for treatment?
→ The Birds Eye counter!

What should you do if you find a 500-pound dog asleep on your bed?
→ Sleep on the sofa.

Why did your sister keep running around her bed?
→ Because she was trying to catch up with her sleep.

What do you call the ring that worms leave round the bath?
→ The scum of the earth!

What kind of bath can you take without water?
→ A sun bath.

What do you get if you cross a mountain and a baby?
→ A cry for Alp!

Why did Dracula go to the orthodontist?
→ He wanted to improve his bite.

How does Dracula like to have his food served?
→ In bite-sized pieces.

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Bed!

- Bed who?

- Bed you can't guess who I am!