Clean Jokes — most viewed jokes

When is a bicycle not a bicycle?
→ When it turns into a driveway.

Why does your brother wear a life jacket in bed?
→ Because he sleeps on a waterbed!

What do you call a show full of lions?
→ The mane event!

- Does your brother keep himself clean?

- Oh, yes. He takes a bath every month whether he needs one or not.

What's the difference between a duck?
→ One of it's legs is both the same. (just say it to confuse people)

What do tigers wear in bed?
→ Stripey pyjamas!

Which is the cheapest bicycle you can buy?
→ A penny-farthing.

Why are rivers lazy?
→ Because they never get off their beds.

Here's a fun tongue twister.

Read the following list and then follow the instructions at the end.

Read it LOUD and REAL FAST...see if you can do it!

DON'T read the instructions until you get it right!!!

This is this cat
This is is cat
This is how cat
This is to cat
This is keep cat
This is a cat
This is fool cat
This is busy cat
This is for cat
This is forty cat
This is seconds cat

Did ya do it? Now go back up and read the third word in each line starting from the top to the bottom :)

How many skunks do you need to make a house really smelly?
→ Just a phew!