Clean Jokes — most viewed jokes

What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?
→ A bird who knocks before delivering its message!

Why did the jellybean jump off the cliff?
→ Because he wanted to be a smarty!

What happens when a frog parks illegaly?
→ It gets toad!

Why did Dracula miss lunch?
→ Because he didn't fancy the stake.

What kind of medicine does Dracula take for a cold?
→ Coffin medicine.

What do you call a bird that lives underground?
→ A mynah bird!

What did the salad say when the cabbage interrupted their meal?
→ Lettuce alone!

What's pink, lives in a sty and drinks blood?
→ A hampire.

Why did the rabbit have trouble hopping?
→ Because he always kept one foot in his pocket for good luck!

What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?
→ She was tickled to death!