Random joke from this category
A string walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink.
The bartender replies "I'm sorry, We don't serve strings"
The string, angry, runs to the bathroom and ties himself up into knots until his ends are frayed.
Then he walks back out and asks the bartender for a drink.
"Hey, aren't you the string I just talked to?" The bartender asks.
"Nope," Says the string, "I'm afraid not." (a frayed knot)
What is the fiercest flower in the garden?
→ The tiger lily!
Why is polar bear cheap to have as a pet?
→ It lives on ice!
Why was Tigger lickin' the toilet?
→ Cause he was lookin' for Pooh!
What do you get if you cross Dracula with Sir Lancelot?
→ A bite in shining armor.
A witch went into a beauty parlor and asked the assistant how much it would cost to make her look like a film star.
"Nothing," replied the assistant.
"Nothing?" she asked, "but how can I look like a film star?"
"Haven't you seen a film called The Creature from the Black Lagoon?" replied the assistant.
What is the left side of an apple?
→ The part that you don't eat.
Why do polo bears like bald men?
→ Because they have a great, white, bear place!
Why didn't the chicken skeleton cross the road?
→ Because he didn't have enough guts
Which Elizabethan sailor could stop bikes?
→ Sir Francis Brake!
