Clean Jokes — most viewed jokes

How does the captain know the aircraft is safely at the ramp?
→ Both the engines and the co-pilot stop whining.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
→ He didn't have the guts!

Mummy Vampire: Jimmy, hurry up and drink your soup before it clots.

When a baby is learning to eat, shouldn't he have an L-plate?

Which flavor ice cream is Dracula's favorite?
→ Vein-illa.

Did you hear about the vampire who joined an orchestra?
→ He stood on the roof and conducted lightning.

How did the obscene telephone caller get attacked by the Gorilla?
→ He made a mistake and dialled a preyer!

When does a bed grow longer?
→ At night, because two feet are added to it.

What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?
→ A horse!

What do you get if you cross a skunk and a balloon?
→ A creature that stinks to high heaven!