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What people travel the most?
→ Romans.

Whose parrot sits on his shoulder shouting "Pieces of four"?
→ Short John Silver!

What did one skunk say to another?
→ And so do you!

How does a leopard change its spots?
→ When it gets tired of one spot it just moves to another!

How do you join a Vampire Fan Club?
→ Send your name, address and blood group.

- I went on a long bicycle ride yesterday.

- Farcical?

What's yellow, comes from Peru, and is completely unknown?
→ Waterloo Bear, Paddington Bear's forgotten cousin!

What's Dracula's car called?
→ A mobile blood unit.

What happens if you cross a parrot with a Gorilla?
→ Nobody is sure, but if it opened its mouth to speak, you'd listen!

What is yellow on the inside and green on the outside?
→ A banana dressed up as a cucumber!