Clean Jokes — most viewed jokes

How does the captain know the aircraft is safely at the ramp?
→ Both the engines and the co-pilot stop whining.

What's the definition of Polystyrene?
→ A plastic parrot!

What's the definition of Parity?
→ Two parrots exactly the same!

What happened to the tiger who took a bath three times a day?
→ After a week he was spotless!

Why do bears have fur coats?
→ Because they'd look stupid in anoraks!

What would you call two bananas?
→ A pair of slippers.

What happened when the lion ate the comedian?
→ He felt funny!

What's a pet's favorite day?
→ Saint Petrick's Day

How many baby sitters does it take to change a light bulb?
→ None, They don't make Pampers small enough.

- Knock Knock

- Who's there!

- Banana!

- Banana who?

- Banana split so ice creamed!