Clean Jokes — most viewed jokes

Where does a 200 ton elephant sit?
→ Anywhere he wants!

How are tigers like sergeants in the army?
→ They both wear stripes!

What's the difference between a tiger and a lion?
→ A tiger has the mane part missing!

Why was Dracula always willing to help young vampires?
→ Because he liked to see new blood in the business.

Did you hear about the vampire who got married?
→ He proposed to his girl-fiend.

What do you do if you see a blue banana?
→ Try to cheer it up.

What gives milk and has one horn?
→ A milk truck!

What's black, hairy, and writes under water?
→ A ball-point gorilla!

How do you stop a thundering herd of Apes?
→ Hold up your arm and say 'Go back, you didn't say 'May I?''

What is a ghost favorite fruit?
→ Boonanaa!