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Why did the ape run around with a piece of raw meat on his head?
→ He thought he was a gorilla (griller)!

Which is the favourite Gorilla proverb?
→ A fiend in need is a fiend indeed!

What's the hardest thing about learning to ride a bicycle?
→ The road.

What do you get if you cross a baby with soldiers?
→ Infantry!

What flies around your light at night and can bite off your head?
→ A tiger moth!

What do you call a vampire in a raincoat?
→ Mack-u-la!

What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him???
→ I didn't do it on porpoise!!!

- What do you call it when giraffes moving one way get mixed up with giraffes moving another way?

- A giraffic jam.

Why do you never see zebras or antelopes at Victoria Station?
→ Because it's a 'mane-lion' station!

Why can't an elephant ride a bicycle?
→ Because he doesn't have a thumb to ring the bell.