Clean Jokes — most viewed jokes

What is a bear's favourite drink?
→ Koka-Koala!

What do you get if you cross a vampire and a circus entertainer?
→ Something that goes straight for the juggler!

- Are you going to take a bath?

- No, I'm leaving it where it is.

What do you get when a cow gets stuck in an earthquake?
→ A milk shake!

Did you hear the joke about the skunk?
→ Never mind, it stinks!

Why did the Pilgrims eat turkey on Thanksgiving?
→ They couldn't get the moose in the oven!

Who held the baby octopus to ransom?
→ Squidnappers!

- How do you tell the difference between an elephant and a rhinoceros?

- The elephant has a better memory.

Why did the vampire stand at the bus stop with his finger up his nose?
→ He was a ghoulsniffer.

Why don't apples smile when you go bobbing?
→ Because they're crab apples!