Clean Jokes — most viewed jokes

Why was the little bear so spoiled?
→ Because its mother panda'd to its every whim!

How do you hire a teddy bear?
→ Put him on stilts!

What kind of money do polar bears use?
→ Ice lolly!

Two skunks were being chased by a bear. As the bear got closer, one of the skunks said, "Whatever shall we do?"
"Let us spray!" replied the other.

What reads and lives in an apple?
→ A bookworm!

What do you get if you cross a skunk and a wasp?
→ Something that stinks and stings!

How can you tell the difference between a monster and a banana?
→ Try picking it up. If you can't, it's either a monster or a giant banana.

Why is a reindeer like a gossip?
→ Because they are both tail bearers!

What happened to the man who tried to cross a lion with a goat?
→ He had to get a new goat!

What do you get if you cross a skunk with a bear?
→ Winnie the Pooh!