Clean Jokes — most viewed jokes

What's black and white and makes a lot of noise?
→ A zebra with a set of drums.

Why did the vampire go to hospital?
→ He wanted his ghoulstones removed.

What would happen if you crossed Magilla Gorilla with a Saint Bernard?
→ It would drink the brandy it would carry and act like a big Gorilla!

What do you call a flying skunk?
→ A smellicopter!

What is a twip?
→ A twip is what a wabbit takes when he wides a twain.

What's a vampire's favorite drink?
→ A Bloody Mary.

What did the bicycle call its dad?
→ Pop-cycle

Why did the vampire go crazy at Burger King?
→ He saw all that catsup and wanted a transfusion.

When he's out driving, where does Dracula like to stop and eat?
→ The Happy Biter.

Why don't bananas snore?
→ Because they don't want to wake up the rest of the bunch.