Reptile at the Opera House
What powerful reptile is found in the Sydney opera house?
→ The Lizard of Oz!
Random joke from this category
What powerful reptile is found in the Sydney opera house?
→ The Lizard of Oz!
What can a whole apple do that half an apple can't do?
→ It can look round.
What do you use to fry a peter?
→ Peter Pan.
What's a skunk's favourite game in school?
→ Show and smell!
If a four-legged animal is a quadruped and a two-legged animal is a biped, What's a tiger?
→ A stri-ped!
What do polar bears have for lunch?
→ Ice burger!
Why did the rooster cross the road?
→ To get to the chick across the street!
Why did the man take a pencil to bed?
→ To draw the curtains!
Why is a baby like an diamond?
→ Because it's a dear little thing.
How can you tell the difference between a monster and a banana?
→ Try picking it up. If you can't, it's either a monster or a giant banana.