Chameleon's Motto
What is a chameleon's motto?
→ A change is as good as a rest!
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What is a chameleon's motto?
→ A change is as good as a rest!
What do you get if you cross a tiger with a kangeroo?
→ A stripey jumper!
Why did the Ape jump off the building?
→ He wanted to show the world the stuff he was made of!
What did the apple say to the apple pie?
→ "You've got some crust."
Who robs banks and squirts ink?
→ Billy the Squid.
Which big cat should you never play cards with?
→ A cheetah!
What do you call an English teacher, five feet tall, covered from head to toe in boils and totally bald?
→ Sir!
Why did the Gorilla enlist in the ragged continental army?
→ To avoid the draft!
What is the feeling that you've smelled a certain skunk before?
→ Deja phew!
Why was the little bear so spoiled?
→ Because its mother panda'd to its every whim!