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What do you get if you cross a tiger with a sheep?
→ A stripey sweater!

Why couldn't the bicycle stand up for itself?
→ Because it was two-tyred.

How do you spell relief?
→ F A R T

- What has antlers, pulls Father Christmas' sleigh and is made of cement?

- I don't know.

- A reindeer!

- What about the cement?

- I just threw that in to make it hard.

What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?
→ Reptiles!

What was the name of the film about a killer lion that swam underwater?
→ 'Claws.'

What do you get if you cross a vampire with a snail?
→ I don't know but it would slow him down.

When is your mind like a rumpled bed?
→ When it isn't made up yet.

Why did the banana go out with the prune?
→ Because he couldn't find a date.

How many pilots does it take to change a light bulb?
→ None, it is done by the automatic pilot.