Clean Jokes — most viewed jokes

What lives in apples and is an avid reader?
→ A bookworm!

What do you get if you cross a tarantula with a rose?
→ I'm not sure, but I wouldn't try smelling it!

The Seven Dwarfs were all in bed feeling Happy-then he got out of bed so they felt Grumpy instead.....

What is the definition of a slug?
→ A snail with a housing problem!

How do vampire football players get the mud off?
→ They all get in the bat-tub.

Why don't anteaters get sick?
→ Because they are full of antibodies!

What did one maggot say to the other who was stuck in an apple?
→ Worm your way out of that one, then!

Which villains steal soap from the bath?
→ Robber ducks.

What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?
→ This one will sleigh you!

Why is a reindeer like a gossip?
→ Because they are both tail bearers!

Why do reindeer wear fur coats?
→ Because they would look silly in plastic macs!

How do you make a slow reindeer fast?
→ Don't feed it!

Why did the reindeer wear black boots?
→ Because his brown ones were all muddy!

How long should a reindeer's legs be?
→ Just long enough to reach the ground!

Why did the reindeer wear sunglasses at the beach?
→ Because he didn't want to be recognised!

Which reindeer have the shortest legs?
→ The smallest ones!

Where do you find reindeer?
→ It depends on where you leave them!

What do reindeer have that no other animals have?
→ Baby reindeer!

What do you call an ant with frogs legs?
→ An antphibian!