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Pink and Red
What is Pink and Red and sits in a corner?
→ A baby with a razor blade.
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What is Pink and Red and sits in a corner?
→ A baby with a razor blade.
What do u get if u cross bambi wit a ghost?
→ BAMBOO
What is a duck's favourite TV show?
→ THE FEATHER FORECAST
GET IT? hahaha
Why did the spider buy a car?
→ So he could take it out for a spin!
What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?
→ How slime flies!
Why is math always sad?
→ Because it has too many problems.
What's brown and sticky?
→ A stick.
What did the rain cloud wear under his rain coat?
→ Thunder wear!
Which day does a fish hate?
→ Fryday
Why is a frog luckier than a cat?
→ Because a frog croaks all the time but a cat only gets to croak nine times!
Why are bananas never lonely?
→ Because they hang around in bunches.