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A boy at a cinema notices what looks like a bear sitting next to him.

- Are you a bear?

- Yes

- What are you doing at the movies?

- Well, I liked the book!

What does a witch get if she's a poor traveler?
→ Broom sick.

How would you get four reindeer in a car?
→ Two in the front and two in the back!

And how do you get four polar bears in a car?
→ Take the reindeer out first

What did the baby skunk want to be when he grew up?
→ A big stinker!

Why did the dolphin feel crabby?
→ Because he ate too many crabs!

What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?
→ This one will sleigh you!

How can you tell a rabbit from a skunk?
→ A skunk uses a cheaper deodorant!

What's the definition of a nervous breakdown?
→ A chameleon on a tartan rug!

What do you get if you cross a grizzly bear and a harp?
→ A bear faced lyre!

That was Zen, this is Tao.