When a Lion Is Not a Lion
When is a lion not a lion?
→ When he turns into his cage!
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When is a lion not a lion?
→ When he turns into his cage!
Where do you find a down-and-out octopus?
→ On squid row!
How do you weigh a whale?
→ On Whale Weigh Scales.
When the lumberjacks sawed down the tree, where did the Gorilla hiding in the uppermost branches land?
→ Nearby - the Ape-lle doesn't fall far from the tree!
- What kind of math do owls like?
- Owlgebra.
What is long and yellow and always points north?
→ A magnetic banana.
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?
→ Frost-bite!
When should you feel sorry for a skunk?
→ When its spray pump is out of order!
- Which bug does amazing motor cycle stunts?
- Evel Boll Weevil.
Why do Apes love to go to school in bad neighbourhoods?
→ They like any jungle - even a blackboard jungle!