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Witch at the Beach
What do you call a witch at the beach?
- I don't know?
- A sand-witch!
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What do you call a witch at the beach?
- I don't know?
- A sand-witch!
What's yellow and writes?
→ A ball-point banana.
What is the best advice to give a worm?
→ Sleep late.
Did you hear about the argumentative skunk?
→ He always liked to make a stink!
What's black, brown and white, black, brown and white, brown and white, etc.?
→ A Gorilla riding down a snowbank!
How does a group of dolphin's make a decision?
→ Flipper coin!
What do you do when two snails have a fight?
→ Leave them to slug it out.
Who is the Gorillas' favourite playwright?
→ Eugene O'Neill - who wrote 'The Hairy Ape!'
How are skunks able to avoid danger?
→ By using their instinks and common scents!
How do you start a teddy bear race?
→ Ready, teddy, go!