Clean Jokes — most viewed jokes

What's black and white, stinks and hangs from a line?
→ A drip dry skunk.

How do snails get their shells all shiny?
→ They use snail polish.

What did the slug say as he slipped down the window very fast?
→ How slime flies!

Which ghost sailed the seven seas looking for rubbish and blubber?
→ The ghost of BinBag the Whaler.

Did you hear about the skunk who sat on a fan?
→ He got cut off without a scent!

What's a skunk's philosophy of life?
→ Eat, stink and be merry!

What do you call a lion wearing a cravat and a flower in its mane?
→ A dandy lion!

Why are vampire families so close?
→ Because blood is thicker than water.

What does a duck like to eat?
→ A quacker!

There once was a snail that wanted to buy a Nissan Z car.

So, he went to a dealership and bought a car. "But," he said to the salesperson, "I would like my car personalized. Would it be possible to have the "Z" replaced with an "S"?" The dealer said yes, and it was done.

And, as the snail raced around the city in his brand new car, everyone would see, "Wow, look at that S-car-go."