Clean Jokes — most viewed jokes

What do headmasters and bullfrogs have in common?
→ Both have big heads that consist mostly of mouth!

Which city holds the record for the most suicides committed by a Gorilla jumping off a tall building?
→ Fall-adelphia!

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
→ A stick.

What do you call a neurotic octopus?
→ A crazy, mixed-up squid.

Why was the lion-tamer fined?
→ He parked on a yellow lion!

What do you call a big white bear with a hole in his middle?
→ A polo bear!

Do you know why David killed Goliath and then decapitated him?
→ He wanted to get a-head!

Why did the baseball coach throw Cinderella off the team?
→ Because she ran away from the ball.

What's black and white, stinks and hangs from a line?
→ A drip dry skunk.

What did the judge say when the skunk was on trial?
→ Odour in court!