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- If you were surrounded by 30 lions, 25 elephants and 10 hippos, how would you get away from them?

- Step off the merry-go-round.

A snail starts a slow climb up the trunk of an apple tree. He is watched by a sparrow who can't help laughing and eventually says "Don't you know there aren't any apples on the tree yet?" "Yes," said the snail, "but there will be by the time I get up there."

Why did the hamster cross the road?
→ Because it was stuck in the Chicken's ass!

What's wet and wiggly and says how do you do sixteen times?
→ Two octopuses shaking hands.

- I'd like to buy a bed, please.

- Certainly, madam. Spring mattress?

- Oh, no! I want to be able to use it all year.

Anna's mother has 3 kids... the youngest daughter's name is Penny... the middle daughter's name is Nickel....... What is the oldest daughter's name?

You think you know it???

Aww.. a smart one you are! You were probably thinking her name was Dime.... but if you were really smart you would know that the oldest daughters name is Anna!!!

What did one casket say to the other?
→ Was that you coffin?

What do you get if you cross a skunk and a dinosaur?
→ A stinkasaurus!

Which author do the Gorillas love most?
→ John Steinbeck - who wrote 'The Apes of Wrath!'

What happens when you throw one banana to two hungry Apes?
→ A banana split!