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A skunk family had two little skunks they called In and Out. One day little In disappeared. Mother Skunk, Father Skunk and young Out spent hours looking for him, getting more worried all the time.
In the end the parents went home to have a cup of tea, but Out said he'd continue searching for a while.
Half an hour later he returned home, with a tired In following behind him.
'However did you find him?' asked Father Skunk.
'In-stinct,' replied Out.
What do you get if you cross a teddy bear with a pig?
→ A teddy boar!
- Knock Knock
- Who's there?
- Baby!
- Baby who?
- Baby love, my baby love....!
What do you call an outhouse built on quicksand?
→ Trapper John
What do you get if you cross a skunk and a cartoon penguin?
→ Pingu-Pong!
What gas do snails prefer?
→ Shell.
Vincent Van Gogh had a really large family. Here's a listing of some of the lessor known ones...
The grandfather who moved to Yugoslavia ........ U. Gogh
The brother who bleached all his clothes white .. Hue Gogh
The sister who wore a mini skirt to dance in bars ... Go Gogh
The real obnoxious brother .......... Please Gogh
The brother who ate prunes ............ Gotta Gogh
The uncle who worked at a convenience store ....... Stop N Gogh
His dizzy aunt ............. Verti Gogh
The cousin that moved to Illinois ......... Chicah Gogh
His magician uncle .............. Wherediddy Gogh
The cousin who lived in Mexico .......... Amee Gogh
Another cousin who lived in Mexico ......... Green Gogh
Nephew that drove a stage coach .......... Wells Far Gogh
Aunt who was a good dancer .............. Tan Gogh
What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?
→ I scream
How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?
→ He prawned everything!
Two molecules are walking down the street and they run in to each other.
One says to the other, "Are you all right?"
- No, I lost an electron!
- Are you sure?
- I'm positive!
