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Snail on a Turtle
What did the snail say when he climbed onto the turtles back?
→ WHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Scared of Seven
Why was six scared of seven?
→ Because seven ate nine.
Octopus Camping Trip
What does an octopus take on a camping trip?
→ Tentacles!
Hedgehog Crossed with Giraffe
What do you get if you cross a hedgehog with a giraffe?
→ A long necked toothbrush!
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Vampire Crossed with Mummy
What do you get if you cross a vampire and a mummy?
→ Something you wouldn't want to unwrap!
Sharks Take Clothes Off
What happens when sharks take their clothes off?
→ They go sharkers!
Dangerous Northern Animal
Which is the most dangerous animal in the Northern Hemisphere?
→ Yak the Ripper
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Knock Knock Dwayne
- Knock Knock!
- Who's There?
- Dwayne.
- Dwayne Who?
- Dwayne The Bathtub and I'm Dwowning!
Octopus on a Cold Day
What does an octopus wear on a cold day?
→ A coat of arms!
Reindeer Versus Snowball
What's the difference between a reindeer and a snowball?
→ They're both brown, except the snowball.