Clean Jokes — most viewed jokes

How can you tell the difference between snowmen and snowwomen?
→ SNOWBALLS!!!

What is the most famous shark?
→ William Sharkspeare!

What did Cinderella Dolphin where to the ball?
→ Glass flippers!

Does a dolphin ever do something by accident?
→ No, they do everything on porpoise!

What did one slug say to another who had hit him and rushed off?
→ I'll get you next slime!

What do you call a very rude bird?
→ A mockingbird!

- Knock Knock

- Whos there?

- Luke

- Luke who?

- Look through the keyhole and you will find out!

Who was the most famous pirate octopus?
→ Captain Squid!

Why are dolphins cleverer than humans?
→ Within 3 hours they can train a man to stand at the side of a pool and feed them fish!

What did the snail say when he climbed onto the turtles back?
→ WHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!