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Pig's Favorite Movie
A pig's favorite movie:
The Monster That Ate New York.
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A pig's favorite movie:
The Monster That Ate New York.
Why did the golfer wear 2 pairs of pants?
→ Just in case he got a hole-in-one!
What goes up when you count down?
→ A Rocket Ship!
Why did the banana go out with the prune?
→ Because he couldn't find a date.
Why did the boy take a ladder to school?
→ It was a high school.
What did one of Frankenstein's ears say to the other?
→ I didn't know we lived on the same block.
Did you hear about the unlucky man who bought some bananas?
→ They were empty.
What's orange and sounds like a parrot?
→ A carrot! (boom tish!!)
Why do people go to bed?
→ Because the bed won't come to them.
What is red and goes putt, putt, putt?
→ An outboard apple.