Clean Jokes — most viewed jokes

What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?
→ Root position cords.

How do you shoot a great white shark?
→ Hold his nose until he turns blue and then you shoot him with a blue shark spear gun!

God made oceans, God made lakes,
God made NSYNC but hey, we all make mistakes!!!!

A gorilla was walking through the jungle when he came across a deer eating grass in a clearing. The gorilla roared, 'Who is the king of the jungle?' and the deer replied, 'Oh, you are, Master.'

The gorilla walked off pleased. Soon he came across a zebra drinking at a water hole. The gorilla roared, 'Who is the king of the jungle?' and the zebra replied, 'Oh, you are, Master.'

The gorilla walked off pleased. Then he came across an elephant. 'Who is the king of the jungle?' he roared.

With that, the elephant threw the gorilla across a tree and jumped on him. The gorilla scraped himself up off the ground and said, 'Okay, okay, there's no need to get mad just because you don't know the answer.'

What do you find up a clean nose?
→ Fingerprints

If they made a movie starring the Loch Ness monster and the great white shark from Jaws, what would the movie be called?
→ Loch Jaws.

Why did Mickey Mouse take a trip into space?
→ He wanted to find Pluto!

What steps should you take if you see a dangerous animal on your travels?
→ Very large ones.

Why do waiters like Gorillas better than flies?
→ Did you ever hear a customer complain 'Waiter, there's a Gorilla in my soup!'

Why did the old lady put wheels on her rocking chair?
→ She wanted to rock and roll