Clean Jokes — most viewed jokes

What is black and white and red all over?
→ A panda bear with diaper rash!

Why do birds fly south for the winter?
→ Because it's too far to walk!

- All our pigs are learning karate.

- Oh, I don't believe that

- No? Well, just watch out for their chops.

How did Gertie Gorilla make the 'Playboy' Calendar?
→ She was 'Miss Ape-ril!'

What is slimy and wobbly, tastes of raspberry and lives in the seas?
→ A red jellyfish.

What kind of musical instrument do mice play?
→ A mouse organ !

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Aardvark

- Aardvark who?

- Aardvark a million miles for one of your smiles!

How does an octopus go to war?
→ Well-armed!

Why did the jellyfish's wife leave him?
→ He stung her into action.

Why did the vampire baby stop having baby food?
→ He wanted something to get his teeth into.