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Red Toenails
Why did the elephant paint his toenails red?
→ So he could hide in the cherry tree!
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Toad Ballet
What's a toad's favorite ballet?
→ Swamp Lake!
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Meeting a Toad
What do you say if you meet a toad?
→ Wart's new!
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Dot Dot Croak
What goes dot-dot-croak, dot-dash-croak?
→ Morse toad!
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Cowboy Frog
What do you call a frog who wants to be a cowboy?
→ Hoppalong Cassidy!
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Toad Sweets
What's a toads favorite sweet?
→ Lollihops!
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The Dead Toad
How did the toad die?
→ He simply croaked!
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Noisy Gorillas
Why are gorillas so noisy?
→ They were raised in a zoo!
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Green and Tough
What's green and tough?
→ A toad with a machine gun!
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Crossing A Black Cat
When is a bad time to cross a black cat?
→ When you are a mouse!