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Why didn't the female frog lay eggs?
→ Because her husband spawned her affections!

What do you get if you cross a frog with a ferry?
→ A hoppercraft!

There was a little red man who lived in a little red house on a little red street in a little red town. Now this little red man wanted to take a little red shower so he put his little red towel on the little red towel rack. Just as he was about to get in, the little red doorbell rang.

So he put his little red towel around his little red waist and went to the little red door. He opened the little red door and there stood a woman.

Just then a big gust of wind came and blew the little red towel away. The woman screamed, ran accross the road and got hit by a car.

The moral of the story?
→ Never run accross the road when the little red man is flashing.

What do you do if King Kong sits in front of you at the cinema?
→ Miss most of the film!

If you're fishing on ice, you should never tell a joke on ice. WHY???
→ The ice will crack up!

- Teacher: When do astronauts eat?

- Pupil: At launch time!

Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?
→ He had his own frog horn!

What do you call a 100 year old frog?
→ An old croak!

What happens if you eat a hot frog?
→ You'll croak in no time!

Why do hummingbirds hum?
→ They forgot the words......