Clean Jokes — most viewed jokes

What do you do when two snails have a fight?
→ Leave them to slug it out!

What are spiders webs good for?
→ Spiders!

What kind of pole is short and floppy?
→ A tadpole!

Imagine you're in a room with no windows and no doors, how do you get out?
→ Stop imagining!

Where do frogs leave their hats and coats?
→ In the croakroom!

Why is there only one Yogi Bear?
→ Because when they tried to make another one, they made a Boo-Boo.

There were 4 monkeys in a tree.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree?
→ It died.

Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree?
→ It was tied on to the first monkey.

Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree?
→ It got hit by the first two.

Why did the fourth monkey fall out of the tree?
→ Peer pressure.

What is the difference between school dinners and a pile of slugs?
→ School dinners come on a plate!

Where do you get frogs eggs?
→ At the spawn shop!

What's black and dangerous and lives in a tree?
→ A gorilla with a machine gun.