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Confused Egyptian Children
Why were ancient Egyptian children confused?
→ Because their daddies were mummies.
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Why were ancient Egyptian children confused?
→ Because their daddies were mummies.
When is a car like a frog?
→ When it's becing toad!
What is a chameleon's motto?
→ A change is as good as a rest!
Why did the lizard go on a diet?
→ It weighed too much for its scales!
What do you call a frog spy?
→ A croak and dagger agent!
What do frogs drink?
→ Hot croako!
What does a spider do when he gets angry?
→ He goes up the wall!
What did the bus conductor say to the frog?
→ Hop on!
Where do frogs keep their treasure?
→ In a croak of gold at the end of the rainbow!
What's a toad's favorite ballet?
→ Swamp Lake!