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Green and Slimy
What's green a slimy and found at the North Pole?
→ A lost frog!
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What's green a slimy and found at the North Pole?
→ A lost frog!
What do you call the English Toad Prize giving cermony?
→ The Brit Awarts!
What was the snail doing on the highway?
→ About one mile a day!
What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?
→ Reptiles!
Why do frogs have webbed feet?
→ To stamp out forest fires!
How did Moses part the Red Sea?
→ With a seesaw!
What do you call a girl with a frog in her hair?
→ Lily!
What is worse than finding a maggot in your apple?
→ Finding half an apple!
What do toads drink?
→ Croaka-cola!
Whats white on the outside, green on the inside and comes with relish and onions?
→ A hot frog!