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Phone And Rooster
What do you get if you cross a phone with a rooster?
→ A wake-up call!
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Bee at McDonalds
What does a bee get at McDonalds?
→ A humburger!
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Snowman And Shark
What do you get if cross a snowman and a shark?
→ Frost bite!
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Hunter Versus Fisherman
What's the difference between a hunter and a fisherman?
→ A hunter lies in wait. A fisherman waits and lies.
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Frog Crossing The Road
How did the frog cross the road when a truck was coming?
→ SPLAT!!! He didn't.
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Rabbit Beauty Parlor
Why do rabbits go to the beauty parlor?
→ For hare care.
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Books for Little Bees
Who writes books for little bees?
→ Bee-trix Potter!
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Bee's Favourite Painter
Who is a bee's favourite painter?
→ Pablo Beecasso!
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How The Toad Died
How did the toad die?
→ He simply croaked!
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Stuck In Your Zippo
What do you get when something gets caught in your Zippo?
→ Zippo Marx.