Clean Jokes — most viewed jokes

Why don't you wear snow boots?
→ Because they'll melt.

How do you make a Kleenex dance?
→ Put a little boogie in it.

How did Columbus's men sleep on their ships?
→ With their eyes shut!

What happened to the ghost who went to a party?
→ He had a wail of a time.

What goes up and never comes down?
→ Up

Why did the haunted house not like rain?
→ Because it dampened his spirits.

What is a flea's favourite book?
→ The itch-hikers guide to the galaxy!

What goes zzub, zzub?
→ A bee flying backwards!

What do you call an alien starship that drips water?
→ A crying saucer.

What do birds give out on Halloween?
→ Tweets.