Clean Jokes — most viewed jokes

Why didn't the monster make the football team?
→ Because he threw like a ghoul!

What did the tooth say to the departing dentist?
→ Fill me in when you get back

What happened when the icicle landed on the snowman's head?
→ It knocked him cold.

What would you get if you crossed Halloween with Independence Day?
→ The Fourth of Ghoul-ly!

What is the bees favourite film?
→ The Sting!

Martin asked David, "In which state does the Ohio River run?" David answered with cool, "In the liquid state."

What is black and yellow and buzzes along at 30,000 feet?
→ A bee is an aeroplane!

What is a snowman's favorite book?
→ War and Frozen Peas!

Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head?
→ Because from a distance they looked like hares!

How do you get the most apples when bobbing at Halloween?
→ Wear a snorkel!