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Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head?
→ Because from a distance they looked like hares!

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win.
Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.

How do you get the most apples when bobbing at Halloween?
→ Wear a snorkel!

What's a toad's favourite sweet?
→ Lollihops!

What do you get when you cross a rabbit with an elephant?
→ An elephant who never forgets to eat his carrots.

What happened to the man who turned into an insect?
→ He just beetled off!

What did the cook say to the dough?
→ I "NEED" you!

What driver doesn't have a license?
→ A screw driver.

Where do ghost trains stop?
→ At devil crossings.

How do you find where a flea has bitten you?
→ Start from scratch!