Dirty Bathtub
How is a telephone like a dirty bathtub?
→ They both have rings!
Random joke from this category
How is a telephone like a dirty bathtub?
→ They both have rings!
What is the difference between a flea and a wolf?
→ One prowls on the hairy and the other howls on the prairie!
What did the stupid ghost do?
→ He used to climb over walls.
- Knock Knock
- Who's there?
- Ida
- Ida who?
- Ida know.
Why was the bee flying around with his legs crossed?
→ He couldn't find a BP station!
What did the digital clock say to his mother?
→ Look ma no hands!
What is the difference between an elephant and a flea?
→ An elephant can have fleas but a flea can't have elephants!
What was the first thing Queen Elizabeth did on ascending to the throne?
→ Sat down!
What was Camelot famous for?
→ It's knight life!
Where do cars get the most flat tires?
→ Where there is a fork in the road.