Clean Jokes — most viewed jokes

So the bus driver said to the string, "Are you a string?" and the string said, "No, I'm afraid not". (A frayed knot).

- Woman in bed: Aaagh! Aaagh! A ghost just floated into my room!

- Ghost: Don't worry, ma'am, I'm just passing through.

What did the bee say to the flower?
→ Hello honey!

What is the biggest ant in the world?
→ An elephant!

What do you call a bell wearing a tutu?
→ A bellerina!

What do history teachers make when they want to get together?
→ Dates!

What happened when the girl dressed as a spoon left the Halloween party?
→ No one moved. They couldn't stir without her.

How do you make a Gorilla stew?
→ You keep it waiting for three hours!

How do you make a rabbit fast?
→ Don't feed it.

Why did the boy carry a clock and a bird on Halloween?
→ It was for 'tick or tweet'!