Clean Jokes — most viewed jokes

Why is the air so clean and healthy on Halloween?
→ Because so many witches are sweeping the sky.

What do little trees say on Halloween?
→ Twig or treat.

How do, like, really laid-back types answer the phone?
→ Mellow.

What do you get when you cross a telephone with a pair of pants?
→ Bell-bottoms!

What do witches eat at Halloween?
→ Spooketti, halloweenies, devils food cake and booberry pie!

Why doesn't Kermit like elephants?
→ They always want to play leap-frog with him.

Why do bald men have holes in their trouser pockets?
→ So they can run their fingers through their hair!

How far can a rabbit run into the woods?
→ Halfway. After that she's running out of the woods.

What do you get when you cross a bell with a bee?
→ A humdinger.

How do you confuse an idiot?
→ Give him two spades and ask him to take his pick.