Relationships — best jokes

- Do you love me more than you love sleep?

- I can't answer now. It's time for my nap!

What does a man who loves his car do on February 14?
→ He gives it a valenshine!

What did the painter say to her boyfriend?
→ "I love you with all my art!"

My brother's looking for a girlfriend. Trouble is, he can't find a girl who loves him as much as he loves himself.

What do lovesick owls say when it's raining?
→ Too-wet-to-woo.

How did the octopus lovers walk down the road?
→ Arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm.

What did one amorous flea say to the other?
→ I love you aw-flea.

What do you call an amorous insect?
→ The love bug.

- Freda: Boys whisper they love me.

- Fred: Well, they wouldn't admit it out loud, would they?

What's a cow's favourite love song?
→ When I fall in love, it will be for heifer.