Relationships — best jokes

What's a cow's favourite love song?
→ When I fall in love, it will be for heifer.

They're perfectly matched. He's blinded by love and her looks are out of sight!

What did the elephant say to his girlfriend?
→ "I love you a ton!"

What would you get if you crossed a monster with the god of love?
→ A stupid Cupid!

What happened when the monster kissed his one true love?
→ He left lip prints on the mirror!

What did one bell say to the other?
→ "Be my valenchime!"

Why did the kangaroo love the little Australian bear?
→ Because the bear had many fine koala-ties!

Did you hear the one about the phoney Cupid?
→ He was totally bow-gus!

What is the most romantic city in England?
→ Loverpool!

What do you call two birds in love?
→ Tweethearts!