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Duayne met Patricia Ann from Birmingham at a Tus-caloosa ballroom.
They danced every dance together. When the evening was over, he asked if he could see her next time he was in town.
"Yes," replied Patricia Ann shyly.
The young man hurriedly took out his pad and pencil and asked, "What's your number?"
"CApitol 4-6173."
After a long embarrassed pause, Duayne asked, "How do yew make a capital 4?"
Young Bradley arrived at his date's house wearing a shirt that had water dripping from it.
"What're you doin'?" asked his girlfriend. "How come your shirt is soakin' wet?"
"Well," said Bradley, "it said on the label: WASH AND WEAR."
Why did the boxer date the pretty girl?
→ Because she was a knockout!
Do you believe in love at first sight or do I have to walk by you again?
A guy goes to a girl's house for the first time, and she shows him into the living room. She excuses herself to go to the kitchen to make them a few drinks, and as he's standing there alone, he notices a cute little vase on the mantel.
He picks it up, and as he's looking at it, she walks back in. He says "What's this?"
She says, "Oh, my father's ashes are in there."
He goes, "Geez...oooh.... I..."
She says, "Yeah, he's too lazy to go to the kitchen to get an ashtray."
- I'm not rich like Jack, don't have a mansion like Russell or have a Porsche like Martin but I do love you and want to marry you.
- I love you too, but what was that you said about Martin!
- Do you love me?
- Of course
- Then whisper something soft and sweet in my ear
- Lemon meringue pie!
Do you believe in love at first sight or do I have to walk by again?
Whatever happened to the bedbugs who fell in love?
→ They got married in the spring.
Who does a ghoul fall in love with?
→ His ghoul friend.
