Political Jokes — best jokes

Do you know why Iraq's navy has glass bottomed ships?
→ So the sailors can see their air force!

Why does Hillary Clinton Wake Up At 5:30 Every Morning?
→ To Make Sure That She Is The First Lady!

How many Kennedys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
→ Four - one to hold the bulb, and three to drink till the room spins!!

Did You her Bill Cliton tried to kill himself? Yea he try to O.D. on Viagra and beat himself to death!

The Secret Service got a real scare the other day when someone threw a beer at Bill Clinton during his morning jog.

Fortunately, it was a draft, so he was able to dodge it.

Why does Clinton were underwear? To keep his ankles warm!

The following phrase:

PRESIDENT CLINTON OF THE USA

can be rearranged (with no letters left over, and using each letter only once) into:

TO COPULATE HE FINDS INTERNS

Coincidence? I think not!

Capitalism, Socialism, and Communism have a meeting for tea at noon.

Capitalism and Communism arrive on time, but Socialism is nowhere to be found. Finally he arrives, out of breath and apologetic.

"I'm sorry," says Socialism, "I was standing in line for sausage."

Capitalism says - "What's a line?"

And Communism says - "What's a sausage?"

What is the difference between the Titantic and Bill Clinton?
→ They know how many people went down on the Titantic!!

President Clinton was seen walking around the White House one day recently. Laying across one shoulder was a pair of ladies nylon panties.

Nervously one White House Aide approach the President and asked about the panties.

"Oh those," Replied the President, "I'm trying to quit. That's the patch."